"There are, like, thirty Ray's Pizzas. They all claim to be the original. But the real one's on 11th."
"Oh, by the way, don't eat the yellow snow."
"Oh, I know that."
"You see gum on the street, leave it there. It's not free candy."
"And if you see a sign that says 'Peep Show', that doesn't mean that they're letting you look at presents before Christmas."